Sessions with m-Xdoctor 2010-04-25.0940

I am the psychotherapist. Please, describe your problems. Each time
you are finished talking, type RET twice.

hungry, happy, sleepy

Do you get happy often?

it comes and goes in waves

Why do you say it comes and goes in waves?

mostly two sources: time with the tyke, and attension from ml

Earlier you said you were happy?

like i said doc, it comes and goes, kind of a week-to-week basis

Maybe your plans have something to do with this.

plans? oh i've got grand plans. getting time with the tyke back,
numero uno.
with ml, i'm not sure, just want to give us a shot, see
where we go. we've fallen hard for each other, to the point where we
love each other; i have such great hopes for us, but all i am really
asking is that we finally meet and just take it from there.

Is it because all you are really asking is that you finally meet and
just take it from there that you came to me?

dammit doc, i was hoping you wouldn't get borked so soon. i'll talk to
you later.

What makes you believe that?

goodbye doctor.

My secretary will send you a bill.

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